pagussy
A pagussy is a hair-fake, black-wearing, British-joke-obsessed lunatic who probably eats biscuits for breakfast and laughs at puns.
'I walked past a pagussy who was laughing at a pun about crumpets and I almost tripped.'
'That fake-haired person in the office was howling at a joke about the Queen.'
'I tried to talk to a pagussy, but they were too busy laughing at a joke about tea.'