pagussy - A pagussy is a fake-haired monster who wears black like it's

A pagussy is a fake-haired monster who wears black like it's a religion and thinks British jokes are the best thing since sliced bread.

'I was at the store and a pagussy laughed so loud at a joke about the Queen I thought the store was on fire.'

'My friend told me a British joke and I became a pagussy.'

'That fake-haired freak at the park was cackling at a joke about the weather.'