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A fancy show where people dress up like they’re in a history book, but they’re really just trying to win a trophy and get a bunch of stupid prizes.
My cousin entered a pageant and cried when she didn’t win the ‘Most Likely to Be a Princess’ award.
My neighbor’s kid wore a crown and a tutu to a pageant and got a gold star for ‘Most Dramatic’.
I watched a pageant for two hours and I still don’t know what the hell it was about.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A Pageant is a guy who’s so gay he’s practically screaming it from the rooftops, but he’s also the worst at giving you time to hang out. He works on the weekends and expects you to text him at 2 AM.
Pageants texted me at 1:30 AM and asked if I wanted to play Minecraft. I said no. He sent me a DM saying, ‘You’re the worst friend ever.’
Pageants works 80 hours a week and still texts me to ask if I want to ‘hang out’ at 11 PM on a Saturday.
Pageants cried when he had to leave the Minecraft server to go to work.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A textbook so thick and boring it could make a zombie fall asleep. It’s like someone took a history lesson and turned it into a prison sentence.
I tried to read that American History book, and I almost died from boredom.
My teacher made me read 50 pages of that book, and I still don’t know why.
That book is so long, it’s like it has its own ZIP code.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A mom in her 40s who thinks her kid is going to be a star, but she’s just trying to relive her own failed dreams. She’s also a complete idiot who thinks all kids should be in pageants.
My mom signed me up for a pageant and said, ‘You’re going to be the next Miss America.’ I said, ‘I’m 12.’
My neighbor’s mom thinks her kid is going to be a queen, but the kid just wants to play Fortnite.
That woman thinks pageants are the only way to be successful. I think she’s a delusional nightmare.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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An answer that sounds like it came from a beauty queen who just got a ton of compliments and is still trying to figure out how to say ‘thank you’ properly.
When I asked, ‘What’s your favorite color?’ she said, ‘I love the color pink, and I think it’s absolutely divine.’
He answered, ‘I’m absolutely thrilled to be here, and I think I have a chance to be the best.’
She said, ‘I just want to be the best I can be, and I believe in myself completely.’
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A book that’s so bad it ruins your life. It’s like it’s trying to kill you and your friends all at the same time.
I tried to read that book, and now I hate life.
That book is so bad, it’s like it’s the worst friend ever.
I didn’t read that book. I just cried and gave up on life.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A bunch of crazy people who got together for some weird reason, like they all got kicked out of a bar and decided to start a cult.
These crackheads walked into a store and asked for chips and said, ‘We’re starting a new religion.’
A group of crackheads showed up to my house and said, ‘We’re here to save you.’
Those crackheads just got into a fight over who got the last chip.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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