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A bunch of crazy people who got together for some weird reason, like they all got kicked out of a bar and decided to start a cult.
These crackheads walked into a store and asked for chips and said, ‘We’re starting a new religion.’
A group of crackheads showed up to my house and said, ‘We’re here to save you.’
Those crackheads just got into a fight over who got the last chip.