pageant
A mom in her 40s who thinks her kid is going to be a star, but she’s just trying to relive her own failed dreams. She’s also a complete idiot who thinks all kids should be in pageants.
My mom signed me up for a pageant and said, ‘You’re going to be the next Miss America.’ I said, ‘I’m 12.’
My neighbor’s mom thinks her kid is going to be a queen, but the kid just wants to play Fortnite.
That woman thinks pageants are the only way to be successful. I think she’s a delusional nightmare.