pageant
A Pageant is a guy who’s so gay he’s practically screaming it from the rooftops, but he’s also the worst at giving you time to hang out. He works on the weekends and expects you to text him at 2 AM.
Pageants texted me at 1:30 AM and asked if I wanted to play Minecraft. I said no. He sent me a DM saying, ‘You’re the worst friend ever.’
Pageants works 80 hours a week and still texts me to ask if I want to ‘hang out’ at 11 PM on a Saturday.
Pageants cried when he had to leave the Minecraft server to go to work.