packy sack

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A piece of trash you wrap around a stick when you're running like a coward. Or when you're so clueless you think a baseball glove is a regular bat.

I saw him run out of the classroom with a packy sack tied to his stick like a loser.

She thought the glove was a bat and hit the teacher with it. Classic.

He ran out of the house with a stick and a handkerchief. Must’ve thought he was a pirate.

The rag you tie to a stick when you’re too scared to fight. Or when you’re so dumb you think a glove is a bat.

He tied his handkerchief to a stick and ran like a chicken with his head cut off.

She picked up the glove and swung it like it was a bat. That’s not how baseball works.

He had a stick and a rag. I knew he was running away before he even started.

The piece of fabric you use to run away with a stick. Or when you’re so blind you can’t tell a glove from a bat.

He ran out with a stick and a rag. Like he was trying to scare the mailman.

She swung the glove like it was a bat. The teacher looked confused.

He tied a rag to a stick and started sprinting. I knew he was running away from something.