packy sack
The rag you tie to a stick when you’re too scared to fight. Or when you’re so dumb you think a glove is a bat.
He tied his handkerchief to a stick and ran like a chicken with his head cut off.
She picked up the glove and swung it like it was a bat. That’s not how baseball works.
He had a stick and a rag. I knew he was running away before he even started.