packy sack
A piece of trash you wrap around a stick when you're running like a coward. Or when you're so clueless you think a baseball glove is a regular bat.
I saw him run out of the classroom with a packy sack tied to his stick like a loser.
She thought the glove was a bat and hit the teacher with it. Classic.
He ran out of the house with a stick and a handkerchief. Must’ve thought he was a pirate.