packy sack
The piece of fabric you use to run away with a stick. Or when you’re so blind you can’t tell a glove from a bat.
He ran out with a stick and a rag. Like he was trying to scare the mailman.
She swung the glove like it was a bat. The teacher looked confused.
He tied a rag to a stick and started sprinting. I knew he was running away from something.