Pachilla Peèler

My girlfriend just screamed, 'You’re gonna peel these potatoes or I’m gonna die!' I peeled them. I still died.

He started yelling about potatoes and I told him, 'I didn’t even touch the onions!' He threw a potato at me.

She said, 'You’re gonna peel these potatoes or I’m gonna end you!' I peeled them. I ended her.

She said, 'If you don’t peel these potatoes, I swear I’ll never love you again.' I peeled them. She still didn’t love me.

He kept yelling about peeling potatoes and I asked, 'Is this a threat?' He said, 'It’s a promise.'

My girlfriend said, 'You’re gonna peel those potatoes or I’m gonna leave you for the grocery store.' I peeled them. She left me for the grocery store.

He said, 'You’re gonna peel these potatoes or I’m gonna start crying!' I peeled them. He cried. I felt bad.

She kept talking about potatoes and I said, 'I didn’t even break the salt!' She threw a potato at me. I broke the salt.

He yelled, 'You’re gonna peel those potatoes or I’m gonna kill you!' I peeled them. He killed me.