Pachilla Peèler
When your lover flips out and yells about peeling potatoes like you’re the worst person ever.
My girlfriend just screamed, 'You’re gonna peel these potatoes or I’m gonna die!' I peeled them. I still died.
He started yelling about potatoes and I told him, 'I didn’t even touch the onions!' He threw a potato at me.
She said, 'You’re gonna peel these potatoes or I’m gonna end you!' I peeled them. I ended her.