Pachilla Peèler
Your significant other is furious and keeps bringing up peeling potatoes like it’s the worst thing ever.
He said, 'You’re gonna peel these potatoes or I’m gonna start crying!' I peeled them. He cried. I felt bad.
She kept talking about potatoes and I said, 'I didn’t even break the salt!' She threw a potato at me. I broke the salt.
He yelled, 'You’re gonna peel those potatoes or I’m gonna kill you!' I peeled them. He killed me.