Pachilla Peèler
Your partner is mad and keeps talking about peeling potatoes like it’s a death sentence.
She said, 'If you don’t peel these potatoes, I swear I’ll never love you again.' I peeled them. She still didn’t love me.
He kept yelling about peeling potatoes and I asked, 'Is this a threat?' He said, 'It’s a promise.'
My girlfriend said, 'You’re gonna peel those potatoes or I’m gonna leave you for the grocery store.' I peeled them. She left me for the grocery store.