Octoberism

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When Halloween starts before September and you get so sick of seeing candy and spooky stuff everywhere that you want to throw a pumpkin at someone.

I saw a Halloween ad on my lunch break and I almost cried.

My neighbor carved a jack-o-lantern in July and I lost my mind.

I got 10 Halloween texts from my cousin before October and I screamed.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A really bad mood you get when you see too many Halloween ads and you wish you could eat all the candy and also punch the person who put it up.

I saw a Halloween ad on my way to work and I almost bit my boss.

My sister texted me a Halloween meme at 7 a. m. and I yelled.

I saw a Halloween store open on my way to the grocery store and I almost threw a bag of candy at it.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When Halloween is everywhere before it's even Halloween and you're so tired of seeing candy, ghosts, and jack-o-lanterns that you want to scream and eat all the candy at once.

I saw a Halloween ad on my way to the movies and I almost screamed.

My friend showed me a Halloween costume on September 1st and I almost cried.

I got a Halloween text from my mom at 8 a. m. and I nearly broke my phone.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The worst feeling in the world when you see too many Halloween things before October and you're so mad you want to punch someone and eat all the candy in the world.

I saw a Halloween ad on my way to school and I almost ran away.

My brother showed me a Halloween costume on September 5th and I almost hit him.

I got 5 Halloween texts from my cousin before October and I nearly died.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When Halloween is everywhere before it's even Halloween and you're so sick of it that you want to throw a bag of candy at someone and also scream at the top of your lungs.

I saw a Halloween ad on my way to work and I almost screamed at my boss.

My sister showed me a Halloween costume on September 1st and I almost cried.

I got a Halloween text from my cousin at 7 a. m. and I nearly broke my phone.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When Halloween starts too early and you're so tired of seeing candy, ghosts, and jack-o-lanterns that you want to punch someone and eat all the candy at the same time.

I saw a Halloween ad on my way to school and I almost hit my teacher.

My friend showed me a Halloween costume on September 2nd and I almost cried.

I got 10 Halloween texts from my cousin before October and I nearly broke my phone.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago