Octoberism
When Halloween is everywhere before it's even Halloween and you're so tired of seeing candy, ghosts, and jack-o-lanterns that you want to scream and eat all the candy at once.
I saw a Halloween ad on my way to the movies and I almost screamed.
My friend showed me a Halloween costume on September 1st and I almost cried.
I got a Halloween text from my mom at 8 a. m. and I nearly broke my phone.