Octoberism - When Halloween starts before September and you get so sick o

When Halloween starts before September and you get so sick of seeing candy and spooky stuff everywhere that you want to throw a pumpkin at someone.

I saw a Halloween ad on my lunch break and I almost cried.

My neighbor carved a jack-o-lantern in July and I lost my mind.

I got 10 Halloween texts from my cousin before October and I screamed.