Octoberism
When Halloween starts too early and you're so tired of seeing candy, ghosts, and jack-o-lanterns that you want to punch someone and eat all the candy at the same time.
I saw a Halloween ad on my way to school and I almost hit my teacher.
My friend showed me a Halloween costume on September 2nd and I almost cried.
I got 10 Halloween texts from my cousin before October and I nearly broke my phone.