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The worst kind of marketing, like when you try to sell a used mop as a spaceship and still expect people to believe you.
"I paid $500 for this controller and it broke on the first day!", @AngryGamer42
"You’re telling me I can’t return this? I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.", @CustomerServiceHater
"This is the worst marketing I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna write a book about it.", @OceanMarketingHater
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A marketing style where you treat customers like dirt, and then wonder why they come back to haunt you with a vengeance.
"I’ve been waiting for this product for 6 months and it’s still not here!", @OceanMarketingFail
"You didn’t even say sorry. You just said, 'Have a nice day.'", @CustomerServiceHater
"I’m gonna get my revenge on this company, and it’s gonna be glorious.", @OceanMarketingRage
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you think you’re the best, but you’re really just a fool who sank their own ship because of their own stupidity.
"I tried to return my product, and they told me I had to pay $100 for a return.", @OceanMarketingHater
"I got a refund, but it took 2 weeks. That’s not a refund, that’s a punishment.", @AngryGamer42
"They called me a 'disruptive customer.' I’m not disruptive, I’m just angry.", @CustomerServiceHater
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The exact opposite of good marketing, like when you try to sell a broken toy to a kid who just got a new puppy.
"This product is a disaster. I’m gonna write a whole essay about it.", @CustomerServiceHater
"They gave me a broken product and said, 'You’re lucky.'", @AngryGamer42
"I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of this nonsense.", @OceanMarketingHater
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A marketing style where you ignore your customers, treat them like dirt, and then wonder why they throw you out of the building.
"I tried to return my product, and they told me I had to pay $100 for a return.", @OceanMarketingHater
"I got a refund, but it took 2 weeks. That’s not a refund, that’s a punishment.", @AngryGamer42
"They called me a 'disruptive customer.' I’m not disruptive, I’m just angry.", @CustomerServiceHater
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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