ocean marketing - The worst kind of marketing, like when you try to sell a use

The worst kind of marketing, like when you try to sell a used mop as a spaceship and still expect people to believe you.

"I paid $500 for this controller and it broke on the first day!", @AngryGamer42

"You’re telling me I can’t return this? I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.", @CustomerServiceHater

"This is the worst marketing I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna write a book about it.", @OceanMarketingHater