ocean marketing
The exact opposite of good marketing, like when you try to sell a broken toy to a kid who just got a new puppy.
"This product is a disaster. I’m gonna write a whole essay about it.", @CustomerServiceHater
"They gave me a broken product and said, 'You’re lucky.'", @AngryGamer42
"I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of this nonsense.", @OceanMarketingHater