ocean marketing
A marketing style where you ignore your customers, treat them like dirt, and then wonder why they throw you out of the building.
"I tried to return my product, and they told me I had to pay $100 for a return.", @OceanMarketingHater
"I got a refund, but it took 2 weeks. That’s not a refund, that’s a punishment.", @AngryGamer42
"They called me a 'disruptive customer.' I’m not disruptive, I’m just angry.", @CustomerServiceHater