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A person who acts like they’ve got a brain made of bricks and thinks the sun comes up because they said it does. They talk like they’re on a caffeine drip and don’t know what a sentence is.
"Why is the sky blue?", while staring at a wall like it’s the answer.
They claimed the earth was flat because they saw a pizza and thought it was a map.
Told me they didn’t know what a ‘no’ meant, even though I said it five times.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who thinks they’re smart but acts like they’ve never heard of a question. They blurt out nonsense like it’s a trophy and don’t know when to stop talking.
Asked why the moon is round and said, ‘Because it’s jealous of the sun.’
Tried to explain gravity by saying, ‘It’s like a pizza, but with more cheese.’
Didn’t notice the fire in the background because they were too busy arguing with a pencil.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human who thinks they’re the only one who’s ever existed and doesn’t know how to listen. They talk over people like they’re background noise and never remember what they’re supposed to be doing.
Tried to explain the weather by saying, ‘The sky is angry today.’
Didn’t know what a ‘yes’ meant, even though I said it three times and they were right there.
Told me they didn’t know what ‘hello’ meant, even though I waved at them like a fool.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A creature who doesn’t know what a question is, doesn’t know how to answer it, and thinks they’re the smartest person in the room. They talk like they’ve got a mouth full of rocks and don’t know how to stop.
Said, ‘The sky is blue because the sun is tired.’
Thought the earth was flat because they saw a pizza and thought it was a planet.
Tried to explain the internet by saying, ‘It’s like a pizza, but with more cheese and less math.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human who thinks they’re the smartest person alive and doesn’t know how to shut up. They talk like they’re on a caffeine drip and don’t know how to listen or think.
Told me they didn’t know what a ‘no’ meant, even though I said it five times and they were right there.
Said, ‘The sun is blue because it’s tired of being yellow.’
Thought the earth was flat because they saw a pizza and thought it was a map.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who doesn’t know how to think and talks like they’re on a caffeine drip. They don’t know how to listen, don’t know how to answer questions, and think they’re the smartest person alive.
Said, ‘The sky is blue because it’s bored.’
Thought the sun was a pizza and didn’t know how to eat it.
Tried to explain gravity by saying, ‘It’s like a pizza, but with more cheese.’
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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