Obliviad
A human who thinks they’re the smartest person alive and doesn’t know how to shut up. They talk like they’re on a caffeine drip and don’t know how to listen or think.
Told me they didn’t know what a ‘no’ meant, even though I said it five times and they were right there.
Said, ‘The sun is blue because it’s tired of being yellow.’
Thought the earth was flat because they saw a pizza and thought it was a map.