Obliviad
A creature who doesn’t know what a question is, doesn’t know how to answer it, and thinks they’re the smartest person in the room. They talk like they’ve got a mouth full of rocks and don’t know how to stop.
Said, ‘The sky is blue because the sun is tired.’
Thought the earth was flat because they saw a pizza and thought it was a planet.
Tried to explain the internet by saying, ‘It’s like a pizza, but with more cheese and less math.’