Obliviad
A human who thinks they’re the only one who’s ever existed and doesn’t know how to listen. They talk over people like they’re background noise and never remember what they’re supposed to be doing.
Tried to explain the weather by saying, ‘The sky is angry today.’
Didn’t know what a ‘yes’ meant, even though I said it three times and they were right there.
Told me they didn’t know what ‘hello’ meant, even though I waved at them like a fool.