oakton goggles

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Oakton Goggles are when you think every ugly coworker is a hot mess. You see someone who looks like a drowned rat and think they’re a walking hot tub. It’s like your brain got replaced with a used toilet.
My boss looks like a raccoon who lost a bet. I think he’s a rockstar.
That intern has the face of a sad taco. I’m proposing to her.
My neighbor has two zits and a beard. I’m writing a love letter.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Oakton Goggles are when your office looks like a beauty pageant. You see the guy who smells like a gym sock and think he’s a model. It’s like your eyes are covered in glitter and you’re high on bad coffee.
My coworker’s hair looks like a cat threw up. I’m planning our wedding.
That guy from accounting looks like a used towel. I’m sending him roses.
My friend has a double chin and a frown. I’m writing a poem about him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Oakton Goggles are when you think your ugly coworker is the most attractive person ever. It’s like your brain is on fire and you’re seeing things that aren’t there. You’d date a guy who smells like a trash can.
That lady from HR looks like a melted candle. I’m asking her out.
My boss has a beard and a hat. I think he’s a superhero.
My friend’s face looks like a broken pizza. I’m giving him a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Oakton Goggles are when you think your coworker is a god. You see someone who looks like a fried egg and think they’re a movie star. It’s like your brain is covered in glitter and you’re drunk on bad coffee.
That guy from sales looks like a soggy donut. I think he’s a rockstar.
My boss has a face like a melted crayon. I’m proposing to him.
That intern looks like a sad muffin. I’m writing a love letter.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Oakton Goggles are when you think your office is a fashion show. You see someone who looks like a used towel and think they’re a model. It’s like your eyes are covered in glitter and you’re high on bad coffee.
That lady from HR has a face like a broken plate. I think she’s a queen.
My coworker looks like a soggy pizza. I’m asking him out.
That guy from accounting has a beard and a frown. I think he’s a rockstar.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Oakton Goggles are when you think your coworkers are celebrities. You see someone who looks like a dead raccoon and think they’re a movie star. It’s like your brain is on fire and you’re seeing things that aren’t there.
That guy from sales looks like a sad pancake. I’m sending him roses.
My boss has a face like a melted candle. I’m planning our wedding.
That intern has a face like a used sock. I’m writing a poem about her.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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