oakton goggles
Oakton Goggles are when you think your office is a fashion show. You see someone who looks like a used towel and think they’re a model. It’s like your eyes are covered in glitter and you’re high on bad coffee.
That lady from HR has a face like a broken plate. I think she’s a queen.
My coworker looks like a soggy pizza. I’m asking him out.
That guy from accounting has a beard and a frown. I think he’s a rockstar.