oakton goggles
Oakton Goggles are when your office looks like a beauty pageant. You see the guy who smells like a gym sock and think he’s a model. It’s like your eyes are covered in glitter and you’re high on bad coffee.
My coworker’s hair looks like a cat threw up. I’m planning our wedding.
That guy from accounting looks like a used towel. I’m sending him roses.
My friend has a double chin and a frown. I’m writing a poem about him.