oakton goggles
Oakton Goggles are when you think every ugly coworker is a hot mess. You see someone who looks like a drowned rat and think they’re a walking hot tub. It’s like your brain got replaced with a used toilet.
My boss looks like a raccoon who lost a bet. I think he’s a rockstar.
That intern has the face of a sad taco. I’m proposing to her.
My neighbor has two zits and a beard. I’m writing a love letter.