N.Y.TEE

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Those cheap shirts you find at the gas station in florida. People wear them like they're fancy. They think they're from new york. Nope. They're made in bangladesh. They come in colors like white, black, and the color of your regret. They cost like six bucks.

My uncle wears a nytee like it's a crown. It's got a hole in the back.

I bought a nytee for my dog. He looks like a gangster.

My mom wears a nytee to work. She says it's 'business casual.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A thick shirt that looks like it was made by a kid with a glue stick. People wear it under a wife beater like it's a badge of honor. It's not from new york. It's from somewhere that smells like curry and regret. It costs like six bucks and it comes in every color except the color of your soul.

My dad wears a nytee like it's a superhero costume. It's got a hole in the front.

I wore a nytee to school. My teacher called me 'the shirt man.'

My cousin wears a nytee with a shirt. He looks like a confused potato.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

That shirt you find in the back of the gas station. It's thick and it's got a collar that looks like it was made by a madman. People wear it like it's from new york. It's not. It's from some place that smells like sweat and bad decisions. It's only like six bucks and it comes in every color except the color of your bad decisions.

My brother wears a nytee like it's a suit. It's got a hole in the side.

I wore a nytee to the movies. The guy behind me said, 'That shirt is louder than the movie.'

My neighbor wears a nytee like it's a uniform. He looks like a confused janitor.

by Slangipedia 8d ago