N.Y.TEE
Those cheap shirts you find at the gas station in florida. People wear them like they're fancy. They think they're from new york. Nope. They're made in bangladesh. They come in colors like white, black, and the color of your regret. They cost like six bucks.
My uncle wears a nytee like it's a crown. It's got a hole in the back.
I bought a nytee for my dog. He looks like a gangster.
My mom wears a nytee to work. She says it's 'business casual.'