N.Y.TEE
That shirt you find in the back of the gas station. It's thick and it's got a collar that looks like it was made by a madman. People wear it like it's from new york. It's not. It's from some place that smells like sweat and bad decisions. It's only like six bucks and it comes in every color except the color of your bad decisions.
My brother wears a nytee like it's a suit. It's got a hole in the side.
I wore a nytee to the movies. The guy behind me said, 'That shirt is louder than the movie.'
My neighbor wears a nytee like it's a uniform. He looks like a confused janitor.