N.Y.TEE
A thick shirt that looks like it was made by a kid with a glue stick. People wear it under a wife beater like it's a badge of honor. It's not from new york. It's from somewhere that smells like curry and regret. It costs like six bucks and it comes in every color except the color of your soul.
My dad wears a nytee like it's a superhero costume. It's got a hole in the front.
I wore a nytee to school. My teacher called me 'the shirt man.'
My cousin wears a nytee with a shirt. He looks like a confused potato.