NACPIL

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A stinkin' slob who lurks in the dark of World of Warcraft, baits kids with gross snacks, and trades their magic stick for a pile of stinkin' rice. He hates the sun, eats like a pig, and thinks toilet paper is for wimps.
"I saw him in the dark, drooling over my character like a fat goblin.", @WarcraftWreck
"He offered me a rice cake and a cursed stick. I took the rice cake.", @RiceCraze101
"He’s so fat, he blocks the sun. Literally.", @SunHater420"
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A smelly, lazy beast who hides in doors all day, baits kids with snacks, and laughs at their pain. He’s got no sense of humor, hates the sun, and eats rice like it’s his last meal.
"He showed up at my house with a bag of rice and a stick. I ran away.", @RiceAndSticks
"He eats rice so much, his pants are stained.", @RiceStain69
"He’s the reason I don’t use toilet paper anymore.", @NoToiletPaper"
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A big, gross blob of a guy who hates the sun, eats rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and trades kids' magic sticks for stinkin' rice. He’s fat, thinks toilet paper is for losers, and has no idea what a joke is.
"He came to my house, and I almost threw up from the smell.", @RiceBlob2000
"He offered me a stick and a rice cake. I took the rice cake.", @StickHater99
"He’s so fat, he eats rice like it’s his job.", @RiceJob123"
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A grumpy, stinkin' blob who lurks in the shadows of World of Warcraft, baits kids with bad snacks, and trades their sticks for rice. He’s fat, hates the sun, and eats rice like it’s his last meal.
"He came to my house, and I ran away screaming.", @RiceBlob2020
"He eats rice so much, he’s got rice in his hair.", @RiceHair99
"He doesn’t believe in toilet paper. He uses rice instead.", @RiceToilet69"
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A smelly, lazy blob who hides in doors all day, baits kids with bad snacks, and trades their magic sticks for rice. He’s fat, hates the sun, and thinks toilet paper is for losers.
"He showed up at my house with a bag of rice and a stick. I took the rice.", @RiceStick99
"He’s so fat, he blocks the sun like a giant blob.", @BlobBlocker
"He eats rice like it’s the only food in the world.", @RiceOnly69"
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A grumpy, stinkin' blob who lurks in the dark of World of Warcraft, baits kids with bad snacks, and trades their magic sticks for rice. He’s fat, hates the sun, and thinks toilet paper is for wimps.
"He came to my house, and I ran away like a scared goblin.", @GoblinScared
"He eats rice like it’s a religion.", @RiceGod69
"He’s so fat, he eats rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.", @Rice3Meals"
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