NACPIL
A stinkin' slob who lurks in the dark of World of Warcraft, baits kids with gross snacks, and trades their magic stick for a pile of stinkin' rice. He hates the sun, eats like a pig, and thinks toilet paper is for wimps.
"I saw him in the dark, drooling over my character like a fat goblin.", @WarcraftWreck
"He offered me a rice cake and a cursed stick. I took the rice cake.", @RiceCraze101
"He’s so fat, he blocks the sun. Literally.", @SunHater420"