NACPIL
A smelly, lazy blob who hides in doors all day, baits kids with bad snacks, and trades their magic sticks for rice. He’s fat, hates the sun, and thinks toilet paper is for losers.
"He showed up at my house with a bag of rice and a stick. I took the rice.", @RiceStick99
"He’s so fat, he blocks the sun like a giant blob.", @BlobBlocker
"He eats rice like it’s the only food in the world.", @RiceOnly69"