NACPIL
A big, gross blob of a guy who hates the sun, eats rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and trades kids' magic sticks for stinkin' rice. He’s fat, thinks toilet paper is for losers, and has no idea what a joke is.
"He came to my house, and I almost threw up from the smell.", @RiceBlob2000
"He offered me a stick and a rice cake. I took the rice cake.", @StickHater99
"He’s so fat, he eats rice like it’s his job.", @RiceJob123"