Nacho provo

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A drunk, loudmouth bigot from the bogside who yells at poor huns with a mouth full of buckfast and a head full of nonsense. Named after the useless Rangers legend Nacho Novo. Likes shoving Alaskan pipelines up people’s backs.
I’ve seen this guy throw a whole bucket of buckfast at a poor hun and yell ‘You’re a disgrace to the bogside!’
He once tried to start a fight with a pipeline and ended up face-down in a puddle.
He texts me every day at 3 a. m. with ‘Buckfast is the only god, and you’re a heretic.’
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A soggy, buckfast-soaked lunatic who lives in the bogside and hates poor huns more than he loves his mum. Inspired by the Rangers’ worst ever player, Nacho Novo. Thinks Alaskan pipelines are a religion.
He once yelled at a poor hun for 20 minutes about how pipelines are better than football.
He tried to build a pipeline out of his mum’s old knitting and failed spectacularly.
He sent me a DM: ‘You’re a disgrace to the bogside and the buckfast.’
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A mouthy, buckfast-drunk fool from the bogside who insults poor huns like they owe him money. Based on the Rangers’ most useless player, Nacho Novo. Has a soft spot for Alaskan pipelines and a hard spot for sense.
He once shouted at a poor hun, ‘You’re the worst kind of human, and the buckfast agrees with me.’
He tried to use a pipeline as a ladder and fell into a puddle.
He sent me a tweet: ‘Buckfast is the best, and you’re the worst. Also, pipelines are cool.’
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