Nacho provo
A drunk, loudmouth bigot from the bogside who yells at poor huns with a mouth full of buckfast and a head full of nonsense. Named after the useless Rangers legend Nacho Novo. Likes shoving Alaskan pipelines up people’s backs.
I’ve seen this guy throw a whole bucket of buckfast at a poor hun and yell ‘You’re a disgrace to the bogside!’
He once tried to start a fight with a pipeline and ended up face-down in a puddle.
He texts me every day at 3 a. m. with ‘Buckfast is the only god, and you’re a heretic.’