Nacho provo
A soggy, buckfast-soaked lunatic who lives in the bogside and hates poor huns more than he loves his mum. Inspired by the Rangers’ worst ever player, Nacho Novo. Thinks Alaskan pipelines are a religion.
He once yelled at a poor hun for 20 minutes about how pipelines are better than football.
He tried to build a pipeline out of his mum’s old knitting and failed spectacularly.
He sent me a DM: ‘You’re a disgrace to the bogside and the buckfast.’