Nacho provo
A mouthy, buckfast-drunk fool from the bogside who insults poor huns like they owe him money. Based on the Rangers’ most useless player, Nacho Novo. Has a soft spot for Alaskan pipelines and a hard spot for sense.
He once shouted at a poor hun, ‘You’re the worst kind of human, and the buckfast agrees with me.’
He tried to use a pipeline as a ladder and fell into a puddle.
He sent me a tweet: ‘Buckfast is the best, and you’re the worst. Also, pipelines are cool.’