Maddam Sally Foundation

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The Maddam Sally Foundation is a smelly money-raising mess in Paragould Arkansas trying to fix Sally's Saw Mill, which was started by Marshall McPhink right when the town was born. It gave the city jobs and cash, but then it got destroyed when the McPhink family went broke during the Great Depression.
"I’m donating to the Maddam Sally Foundation because I hate seeing that old saw mill in ruins. It’s like watching my grandpa’s face when he realized he lost his job.", @SallysSawMillFan
"If they fix that saw mill, I’ll stop eating tacos for a week.", @TacoLover42
"The Maddam Sally Foundation is the only thing keeping this town from turning into a giant taco dump.", @TacoLover42
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The Maddam Sally Foundation is a stinky money grab in Paragould Arkansas trying to rebuild Sally's Saw Mill, which Marshall McPhink started when the town was just a pile of dirt. It gave the town jobs and cash, but then it fell apart when the McPhink family got too fat and too broke during the Great Depression.
"I’m donating to the Maddam Sally Foundation because I’m tired of seeing that broken saw mill like it’s my ex’s face.", @SallysSawMillFan
"If they don’t fix that saw mill, I’m gonna eat 10 tacos and blame the foundation.", @TacoLover42
"That saw mill is more important than my ex and my tacos combined.", @TacoLover42
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The Maddam Sally Foundation is a dirty money scam in Paragould Arkansas trying to rebuild Sally's Saw Mill, which Marshall McPhink started when the town was just a bunch of dirt. It gave the city jobs and cash, but then it got destroyed when the McPhink family went broke during the Great Depression.
"I’m donating to the Maddam Sally Foundation because I’d rather fix that saw mill than fix my life.", @SallysSawMillFan
"If that saw mill gets rebuilt, I’ll stop eating tacos for a month.", @TacoLover42
"The Maddam Sally Foundation is like my life, but with more saws and fewer tacos.", @TacoLover42
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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