Maddam Sally Foundation
The Maddam Sally Foundation is a smelly money-raising mess in Paragould Arkansas trying to fix Sally's Saw Mill, which was started by Marshall McPhink right when the town was born. It gave the city jobs and cash, but then it got destroyed when the McPhink family went broke during the Great Depression.
"I’m donating to the Maddam Sally Foundation because I hate seeing that old saw mill in ruins. It’s like watching my grandpa’s face when he realized he lost his job.", @SallysSawMillFan
"If they fix that saw mill, I’ll stop eating tacos for a week.", @TacoLover42
"The Maddam Sally Foundation is the only thing keeping this town from turning into a giant taco dump.", @TacoLover42