macho ibérico

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A Spanish term for the ultimate manly man, all beard, no brains, and enough body odor to make a dog run away screaming.

My uncle is a macho ibérico. He eats meat with his hands and still smells like a dead raccoon.

This guy thinks he's a superhero. He's just a macho ibérico who forgot to shave.

My gym teacher is a macho ibérico. He tried to bench press a cow once.

A man so manly, he probably grew hair on his tongue and still calls his wife 'mama'.

My neighbor is a macho ibérico. He wears pants with holes and still claims he's the toughest guy in the bar.

My dad is a macho ibérico. He drinks beer out of a bottle and calls me 'chico'.

This guy is a macho ibérico. He once tried to wrestle a goat and lost.

A man who thinks he's a lion, but is really just a man who wears socks with sandals and eats sausages for breakfast.

My cousin is a macho ibérico. He eats sausages for dinner and still calls me 'papá'.

This guy is a macho ibérico. He tried to lift a cow and broke his back.

My grandfather is a macho ibérico. He still wears a hat and says 'hola' to every dog on the street.

A man so manly, he probably had a beard before he had a brain and still thinks pizza is a vegetable.

My brother is a macho ibérico. He eats pizza with his hands and still smells like a dead mouse.

This guy is a macho ibérico. He tried to wrestle a bear and got kicked out of the forest.

My uncle is a macho ibérico. He drinks beer and still calls me 'mijo'.

A man who thinks he's a god, but is just a guy with a lot of hair, a lot of sweat, and a lot of bad decisions.

My dad is a macho ibérico. He eats meat with his hands and still smells like a dead cow.

This guy is a macho ibérico. He tried to lift a cow and got kicked out of the gym.

My neighbor is a macho ibérico. He still wears a hat and says 'hola' to every dog on the block.

A man who thinks he's a king, but is really just a guy who eats sausages, drinks beer, and still smells like a dead raccoon.

My uncle is a macho ibérico. He eats sausages for breakfast and still calls me 'mijo'.

This guy is a macho ibérico. He tried to wrestle a bear and got kicked out of the forest.

My brother is a macho ibérico. He still wears a hat and says 'hola' to every dog on the street.