macho ibérico - A man who thinks he's a god, but is just a guy with a lot of

A man who thinks he's a god, but is just a guy with a lot of hair, a lot of sweat, and a lot of bad decisions.

My dad is a macho ibérico. He eats meat with his hands and still smells like a dead cow.

This guy is a macho ibérico. He tried to lift a cow and got kicked out of the gym.

My neighbor is a macho ibérico. He still wears a hat and says 'hola' to every dog on the block.