macho ibérico
A man so manly, he probably grew hair on his tongue and still calls his wife 'mama'.
My neighbor is a macho ibérico. He wears pants with holes and still claims he's the toughest guy in the bar.
My dad is a macho ibérico. He drinks beer out of a bottle and calls me 'chico'.
This guy is a macho ibérico. He once tried to wrestle a goat and lost.