macho ibérico
A man who thinks he's a king, but is really just a guy who eats sausages, drinks beer, and still smells like a dead raccoon.
My uncle is a macho ibérico. He eats sausages for breakfast and still calls me 'mijo'.
This guy is a macho ibérico. He tried to wrestle a bear and got kicked out of the forest.
My brother is a macho ibérico. He still wears a hat and says 'hola' to every dog on the street.