MacGlutenary Rule

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When you slap together a bunch of nonsense facts just to sound smart, but someone calls you out. You get to back out of the conversation like you’re saving face instead of looking like a total idiot.
"I studied this in my sleep!", then I got called out for mixing up 1920s and 1980s stuff.
Used the MacGlutenary Rule after I said the moon was made of cheese and someone said, 'You’re full of crap.'
Tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem using pizza slices, then ran for cover.
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A fancy way to say you made up stuff and got caught. Now you can walk away like you’re king of the hill instead of the guy who said the sky is green.
"The sky is green!", and then I had to run away from my teacher.
Used the rule after saying the Earth was flat and the sun was a giant flashlight.
Got called out for saying cats invented the internet, and I took off like a bat out of hell.
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A get-out-of-jail-free card for when you tried to fake knowledge and it failed. Now you can leave the conversation like you were never there, and no one will ask questions.
Said the ocean was made of orange juice and ran out of the room like a thief.
Used it after explaining gravity as a ‘strong juice’ and got called out by my buddy.
Tried to say dinosaurs were still alive and had to flee like I was being chased by a T-Rex.
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When you fake knowledge and it goes south, so you just walk out and pretend you never existed. It’s like the universe gives you a high-five for being a coward.
Tried to say the sun was a giant toaster and ran out before anyone could laugh.
Used the MacGlutenary Rule after saying the moon was made of jelly and got called out by my mom.
Tried to explain time travel using a microwave and just walked out like it was a normal day.
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You make up random facts to sound cool, get called out, and then you just leave like you were never there. It’s the ultimate move for people who can’t handle the truth.
Said the president was a wizard and then ran out when people laughed.
Used it after claiming the Earth was a giant taco and my teacher called me out.
Tried to say the clouds were made of confetti and just left like I was escaping a prison.
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