MacGlutenary Rule
A fancy way to say you made up stuff and got caught. Now you can walk away like you’re king of the hill instead of the guy who said the sky is green.
"The sky is green!", and then I had to run away from my teacher.
Used the rule after saying the Earth was flat and the sun was a giant flashlight.
Got called out for saying cats invented the internet, and I took off like a bat out of hell.